Today I made a hair appointment for 10am. I looked at my schedule: Teya had preschool at 8:30am and Brinley had a birthday party at 9. I figured that gave me plenty of time once I dropped them off, to feed Cam, get him to a sitter, get to my 10am appointment and be done in time to pick up Teya from school at 11:30am. hahahaha. Silly silly me.
Today I was reminded that when you have small children you need to add 10 minutes to the time it normally takes you to get anywhere for EACH CHILD!! I often forget that. And I am often late to things.
Here's what overly my optimistic attempt to pull off my 10 am hair appointment looked like:
7:30am:
-Wake up
-Dress Teya
-Fix her hair
-wake up Brinley
-Try to de-grouch her from her "why did you wake me up" grumpiness
-Change Brinley's diaper
-dress Brinley
-Fix Brinley's hair
8:00am:
-Make breakfast for the girls
-Put together Teya's snack for preschool
-Find Teya's backpack, load it with all her stuff
-Grab present for Brinley's party
-Find shoes and socks
-Put shoes and socks on the girls
-Find coats, put coats on the girls
8:20am:
-Throw some clothes on myself
-put on a little makeup and throw my greasy unshowered hair into a pony tail
8:30 am (we are now officially late for preschool)
-Wake up Cam
-Change his diaper
-Change his clothes
-stuff him in his car seat because there's no time to feed him
8:45am
-grab present, backpack, diaper bag, purse, and Cam in his car seat and head out the door
-Load children and all our "baggage" into the car and buckle everyone in
-Speed to preschool
8:55am:
-Run Teya into her school (25 minutes late)
9:00am: (We are now officially late to the birthday party)
-Speed to pick up Brinley's friend who is carpooling with us to the party
-Load friend and her present into car, buckle up
-drive to party
9:20 am:
-Unload Brinley, friend, and presents from the car
-Take kids into the party (20 minutes late)
9:20am
-get back into car, Cam is crying because he's hungry, My friend who is watching him lives 10 minutes away. If I get to her house by 9:30 and feed him for 15 minutes I should still make my 10am appt.
9:30am
-GET LOST driving to friend's house
9:34am
-Call Taber at work crying because I'm lost and I'm going to be late even though I've been trying since 7:30am to make it to my 10am hair appt. Waaaah!!
9:50am:
-FINALLY make it to my friend's house (should've taken me 10 minutes, took me 30, there are no words for how frustrated I feel)
-Run in, pull Cam out of his car seat and turbo feed him
10:00am: (officially late for my hair appointment)
-Pass Cam off to my friend,
-pray he got enough food to last till I get back
-tell friend I'll be back by 11:30 at the latest to get him (how naive of me)
-Zoom off to hair appointment
10:15am:
-Arrive at hair appt blubbering excuses about having three kids and being late, they are very nice and bring me right back.
-try to relax and de-frazzle myself while lady shampoo's and massages my head
-Really start relaxing and enjoying the hip atmosphere and cool vibes in the salon
-Wonder if I ever appreciated how "easy" it was to do this kind of stuff before I had kids. Probably not.
11:05am
-Hair cut is only half way done and I'm starting to stress again wondering if I'll make it back in time to pick up Cam before I pick up Teya from preschool.
11:20am:
-Hair is still being styled. Teya's preschool is 10 minutes away and her pick up is at 11:30. Realize there's no way I'll be able to get Cam before I get Teya. Hope my friend is okay. Hope Cam is okay. Hope the lady finishes my hair soon.
11:28am:
-Hair is done, pay the lady and rush out to my car
11:30am (officially late to pick up Teya)
-Jump in car and start driving to preschool
-Call friend while I'm driving to tell her I'm running late (of course) and ask if it's okay if I pick up Teya before Cam. Friend is super nice and says no problem.
11:40am
-Pull up to Teya's preschool, thankfully I'm not the last parent to pick up their kid (been there before, it was a sad day for Teya)
-load Teya into car and head to get Brinley
11:50am:
-Pick up Brinley from friend's house who drove the girls home from the party
12:00 pm:
-Finally arrive at friend's house to pick up Cam. Remember when I told her I'd be back at 11:30am at the latest? Yeah I was 30 minutes late. 10 minutes for each kid. Plenty of time? Not! I think I need to make a shirt for myself that says, "Sorry I'm late, I have children."